fake consultant's blog
On Jury Duty, Or, "To Protect And Not Serve"
Submitted by fake consultant on Thu, 05/15/2008 - 5:41pm.In which we discuss issues of civic responsibility and other close calls.
On Gay Acceptance, Or, "Wheres Are Special Day?"
Submitted by fake consultant on Sat, 04/26/2008 - 8:13pm.In which we observe the "Prayer Warriors" in action.
On Cinema And Death, Or, Another Reason I Love Costco
Submitted by fake consultant on Mon, 04/21/2008 - 8:13pm.In which we review not hot dogs, but films.
On Investigative Journalism, Or, More Obama Connections Come To Light
Submitted by fake consultant on Fri, 04/18/2008 - 5:50pm.In which more truth is revealed...as only your friendly fake consultant can reveal it.
On Cutting The Largest Earmark, Or, McCain = War$, War$, And More War$
Submitted by fake consultant on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 7:04pm.In which we examine the record of a man who really doesn't get the economy.
On Taking One For The Team, Or, Hillary’s “Sniper” Truth Revealed
Submitted by fake consultant on Tue, 04/15/2008 - 12:09pm.In which the truth about Hillary's "sniper incident" is finally revealed.
On How The State Gave Me MRSA (Part II), Or, What, Me Worry?
Submitted by fake consultant on Sun, 04/13/2008 - 5:27pm.In which we discuss why MRSA spreads--needlessly--and how we can apply pressure to change a bad situation into something better.
On Controlling The Spread Of Disease, Or, The State Gives Me MRSA
Submitted by fake consultant on Tue, 04/08/2008 - 4:23pm.In which I unfortunately become the subject of my own story.
On Confusion, Or, What’s The Point?
Submitted by fake consultant on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 5:35pm.In which we ask silly questions in search of a somewhat serious answer.
On Filling The Time, Or, The 24 Hour News Cycle Improved
Submitted by fake consultant on Sat, 03/29/2008 - 6:59pm.In which we consider an improvement to cable news' constant repetition.


