DAG McCrony is clueless, but apparently someone told him that his approval rating is continuously dropping and more people realize he's a clown.
So he decided to hire a political advisor.
But he can't even do that right. That must have been SOME conversation:
[DAG McCrony and his senior aides discuss hiring a political advisor]
"We need someone who's good at turning around negative images".
"I know -- how about Jon Felts? He worked for George W. Bush *AND* for the American Banking Association. Bush and bankers had their share of troubles, but everybody LOVES them now!".
"Great idea. BONUS: He worked for Karl Rove and Danny Quayle too! And everybody LOVES them!"
"Give Felts a call. We'll pay anything. The state has plenty of money and that 'reducing the size of government' stuff is just rhetoric".