Cheney Dropped The Bomb, Now I am Fabulous!

Crossposted from Left Toon Lane, Bilerico Project & My Left Wing


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From the "I Kid You Not" file:

The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.
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The plan for a so-called "love bomb" envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, causing what the military called a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.

And this jewel was a bit deeper:

A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb."
Edward Hammond, of Berkeley's Sunshine Project, had used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain a copy of the proposal from the Air Force's Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio.

As part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons, the proposal suggested, "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior."

The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon.

"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviewing the documents.

"The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soldiers would become gay," explained Hammond.

I can't understand how this even became an idea? Does Halliburton hold the contract for the Cher Tour?

Editor's Note: Today some good friends of mine (which run this strip) are launching The Bilerico Project - a site with "Daily experiments in LGBTQ." This strip is for them.

What started off as a project to give the Indiana LGBT community a voice has now spilled over the border of Indiana and has gone national. Ya see? You give them gays an inch and they take the whole country! Next thing you know, I will running around in my underwear, kissing men at a showing of Rocky Horror... oh wait...

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Unreal.

This is why "military mind" is an oxymoron.

stormbear's picture

I wonder where they planned to test the thing?

Good ideas would include:

Superbowl
GOP Convention
Damn near anyplace in Texas.
Liberty University (my fav)

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HillWilliam's picture

It would almost be trite

to say "Whadda scream!" :-)

I can think of a lot worse fates than being gay. Being Republican for one. Being a wackogelical for another. What the wingnuts just can't get, is that a person can "turn" wackogelical (it's a cult, after all; no mystery there). One can "turn" Republic just like any other criminal leaning. But gay is born and created in the womb (see, I toldja it was mama's fault!). No "turning" and no turning back. That's just science. But then, when has a preponderance of scientific evidence ever made a dent in wingnut surreality?

That's right. Never. Crazy is as crazy does and the far-right are certifiably, walking-around, danger-to-one's-self, dyed in the wool, inbred sister-screwing, chewing on the white-sheets crazy. Science, schmience, who needs facts when they can just make shit up as they go along? But when Raygun turned out the nutbins and halfway houses, forbade the discussion of birth control and promoted the companies that gave us 24/7 screamer ads for viagra and cialis, WTF did we expect would happen.

"The most unamerican thing you can say is 'You can't say that'" - G. Keillor

stormbear's picture

I am adding "wackogelical" to my dictionary!

loftT's picture

A relatively non lethal warfare,

I like it. Too bad all the bombs were being stored under the care of Patty McHenry at the Republican convention until they were to be deployed. OMG they must have leaked!

All persons in his immediate vacinity have been contaminated! The CDC recommends confinement on a dude ranch immediately!

HillWilliam's picture

Y'know, I'd like some of that

as a pocket-sized spritzer for hitting the clubs. Just thinkin' out loud here...

(A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...)

"The most unamerican thing you can say is 'You can't say that'" - G. Keillor

Unique's picture

LOL!

Best One Yet.

As far as weapons go - not a bad idea. Commeere, Georgie, Commeere, Dick - I's gots a pressie for ya's. Smooch. Pucker up.

(hey, does it work on chicks, too?) ;)

Can you say: ZPG?

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