Tuesday Twitter roundup

Quite possibly the single most important thing we can do this year:

We simply must stop the GOP from undermining Governor Cooper's every effort to help citizens. Enough is enough.

You know, if you hadn't said anything, I might not have seen the resemblance. Now I can't not see it...

What Michael said. Showing we are "average" in this area is definitely not encouraging.

Yeah, lying is not relegated to covering stuff up or "Plan B" anymore, it's the default original position. They may as well just stop daily news briefings as long as Sarah Sanders is at the podium.

WTF does a New Yorker article have to do with NC Dems? If somebody from here had re-Tweeted that, maybe. But you did it. Better check your carbon monoxide detector, those brain cells will not regenerate...

Congratulations, dumbass. You just did exactly what you're chirping about, judging people as members of groups. Here's what he was referring to:

Honestly, I should just leave these idiots alone, they are their own worst enemies. But then I wouldn't have anybody to make fun of...

Okay, there are 100 counties in NC, so that's a whopping 10 jobs per county. That's not even worth a Tweet, much less one that brags about tax cuts and apparently "bridled" spending. Repubs are scraping a hole in the bottom of the barrel...

And stripping benefits from unemployed workers and their families has put about $3 Billion into the "Rainy Day Fund," where it's doing absolutely nothing for the economy, not to mention increasing hardship on those who have contributed to that economy in years past.

See the misleading propaganda above for an answer to that question.

I Google-mapped this farm yesterday, and it has 12 massive hen houses that contain 4,000,000 laying chickens, who squirt out 2.3 million eggs per day. This isn't a "farming" problem, it's an industrial farming problem.

Speaking of victims of Republican gerrymandering, his "persistence" encouraged his GOP colleagues to draw an extra few lines on their map to get rid of him. Curious to see if he can even win the GOP Primary, and how much money the GOP gives to his opponent Lisa Stone Barnes...

That's pretty desperate when you bring in the guy that got shot (Scalise) to leverage the sympathy and outrage vote...

On that disgusting yet hopeful note, here's your Onion:

"Ah! Now I can see again. Thanks!"

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Bonus Onion:

Hah! You would think election-year humor would grow tiresome after so many cycles, but...You would be right. Damn! Spoiled it for me.

About those suburbs...

And again, I'm not saying we focus *all* our resources on the suburbs, but if we don't reverse that trend, we will continue to drown in red.