Tuesday Twitter roundup

Apparently the fix was in:

I genuinely hope this doesn't turn tragic, but after a couple more years of Trumpism, 2020 could be one of the ugliest years in American history. It won't be a garden party, that's for sure.

I'd rather have Dr. Nick perform spinal surgery on me, with no anesthesia, no less. And yes, using the Simpson's as an analogy to JLF is quite appropriate.

Just one more lie in a long string of 'em:

I wonder if he's trying to peddle really bad cookie-cutter political websites in Texas? You know what, I don't want to know...

Unfortunately, the FEC is one of the most ineffective guardians of campaign finance there is, and civil court may be the only option to force answers out of Two-faced Tillis.

Forget about the damn toast, how much guacamole can you make with it? Nevermind, you can never make enough guacamole...

You're right, the business climate stinks. Shortchanging education, suppressing the rights of women and minorities, running the Legislature like it's GOP Party headquarters, relentlessly attacking the duly elected Governor of the state, and a cornucopia of other irresponsible acts, are all dis-incentives for businesses locating here. But we're going to fix that.

Actually, that roar is coming in quadraphonic stereo, from all corners of the state.

What Perry said.

Trump really did out-Trump himself. Seriously, throwing the FBI under the bus is the same thing as throwing America under the bus. Forced to say once again, this is not normal. This is actually treason.

It hurts, doesn't it? It hurts when you are denied service for who you are, just ask LGBTQ citizens of today, and African-Americans who were alive during the 50's and 60's.

On that don't-expect-me-to-be-upset note, here's your Onion:

Ahh, now I get it. I just assumed it was an evil AI that would eventually take over the planet. This is much more comforting...



Major protest (apparently) planned for later...

I gotta say, I really love these Fifth Columnist Alt-gov accounts. Whoever this person is, he or she deserves a medal.