Tuesday Twitter roundup

Hey Mark Johnson, the NC House has a message for you:

Unfortunately, it will likely not even get a hearing in the Senate, because Phil Berger just can't admit when a fellow Republican is wrong.

If you'll notice, these dark money groups rarely say anything about Dan Bishop, because they know he's a toxic cesspool best avoided...

Lol! Good luck with that. When you've got Trump and McConnell leading your charge, don't expect young people to do anything other than recoil in horror.

Larry Pittman, of course. *sigh*

Oh, god. Here we go with another Trumpeter...

Don't hold your breath. Just like the I-77 Toll fiasco, this will be one of those, "It will cost us a bazillion dollars to get out of this contract!" Prove me wrong, please...

See, this is what happens when you toss your word salad too briskly. *If* the Federal government is close to bankruptcy, it's because of the $1.5 Trillion "tax relief" corporate giveaway Trump pulled off. And you want more of that, because of course you do.

That would be the Buckhorn Creek Elementary School PTA, in case you also read that and barked a laugh like I did. Not that there's anything wrong with that per se, it just seemed like a weird progression from West Point & Iraq. Then again, I really don't understand most Republicans, so...

I was hoping Harry would chime in...

Right, so who's holding the Budget hostage? The ball's been in their court for a couple weeks, but they're afraid to play.

Run it like a business? That's what Republicans said about government, and they've run that into the ground...

Speaking of running things into the ground:

We can expect a whole new era of stupid coming from the UK, folks. Boris is Trump with an accent, and he hasn't met a person he wouldn't lie to.

Folks, say hello to Ricky Hurtado, who will be taking Erica McAdoo's place running against Stephen Ross (R) in House District 63 next year. Last November this race was a nail-biter (Ross won by less than 300 votes out of 30,324 votes cast), and Ricky's got the chops to continue that crusade.

So they let Lt. Governors into the Republican Governors Association? Or do they allow Governor wannabes? Or is this just another Photo-Op for Dan? You're right, I really don't care, dude is going down like the Hindenburg...

On that hopefully clairvoyant note, here's your Onion:

This is kinda true...

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