Trying to take over a job they don't understand:
Ed Goodwin, a Chowan County commissioner, recently told a voter forum that Soros, a billionaire financier who donates prolifically to liberal causes, is trying to elect Democrats to the post so he can exert control on the state's elections. "We have to be very careful of that," he said.
That might be a problem if the Secretary of State actually had anything to do with elections. What do these idiots do, throw a dart at a dartboard with various government functions on them? "Ooh, I get to be the Parks and Recreation Director! I better go buy some cargo shorts and some of that white stuff to smear on my nose!"