John Armor Quote of the Day

"A jail break is still a jail break, even if the 'criminals' are not trying to escape, but trying to keep from being jailed in the first place." (source)

Let's play a game: I'll try to come up with sentences that make just as much sense as the last one, and then you leave yours in the comments!

"A chocolate cake is still a chocolate cake, even if the 'ingredients' are not mixed and baked, but left in a bag on my back porch."

"A car crash is still a car crash, even if the 'drivers' are not driving cars, but walking to work in the first place."

Now you!

Comments

I'm not going to be very good at this

all I can come up with is...

A Republican is still a Republican if he has his head firmly planted up his own ass...but I think that's WHY he's a Republican in the first place, so it doesn't make sense.

I'm just not good at this. Only you and John Armor are good at this. :)



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Vote Democratic! The ass you save may be your own.

Here's your image, SD

Hey guys, it's too early to be clever. And I'll just link to it in case Lance is sensitive

I'm back to the Masters where men have servants all in white and women aren't allowed.

I have another one

that is a little less...clinical. Funnnnny...I haven't seen that one. The first time I saw the other it was on a Tee shirt printed with the words, "Don't bother me. I'm watching Fox News". I laughed 'till I cried.



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I'm smilin' --

It's sooooo true! i heard an npr interview with a bunch of women that fit one of their nine voter types. Central Floridian middle class women and they all watch Fox and/or trust their husbands to tell them how to vote. I guess when ocean warming floods their entire state, they'll wonder what's going on.

When I support strong border security

I've never been asked which borders I think need to be secured. :)



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A Puppetmaster

is still a Puppetmaster even though the strings are hidden and the Puppets declare themselves independent sentient beings.

The truth

is still the truth if a Republican said it even though it is demonstrably false.

Breakfast is still breakfast

...even if it's sitting on the counter waiting to be cooked. I guess that tells you all what I need to do just about now. (put it back in the fridge and ask John to go pick up doughnuts for the girls :))



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That's a good one Lance.

But it would work better on John. At least I could tell him that a Republican calls that "breakfast".



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The Republican Restaurant

Where, when you order an omlette, you get two eggs, a pat of butter, some chopped ham and a pat on the back. Their motto: "But it comes at substantial savings, part of which we pass along to you!"
 
“Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.” —Aristotle

Charles Taylor is still an

Charles Taylor is still an unethical bastard. My voting record would look identical to his, but vote for me instead.

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Screwy!

I had this more in mind,

"SCREWY HOOLIE FOR SENATOR"-DOWN WITH DOLE & UP WITH THE SCREWY"!

he's got my vote

All Right

Who's going to print up the "Up With Screwy!" tee shirts?
 
“Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.” —Aristotle

I hate to be a wet blanket

But your source link must be broken. Also, I can't but think he is talking about Black and that similar sentiments could be said about DeLay et al.

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.
-me

OK

I found the source and fixed it. I feel so .... official

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.
-me

Thanks, Robert

You have passed the final test and are now a full-fledged Stone Cutter. Welcome, Number Seventy-Three.