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The Saga of Bill Gates & Windows XP
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> Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95 & XP. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
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> Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?"
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> God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, to see if it will help your decision."
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> "Fine, but where should I go first?" Bill asked.
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> "I'll leave that up to you." God replied.
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> "Okay then," said Bill, "let's try Hell first."
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> So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of long-legged women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.
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> "This is great," he told God. "If this is hell, I really want to see Heaven."
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> "Fine," said God, and off they went.
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> Heaven was a place high in the clouds, beautiful and sunny, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
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> Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.
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> "Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God.
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> "Fine," replied God, "as you desire."
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> So Bill Gates went to Hell.
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> Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, surrounded with heavy thick-legged women and being burned and tortured by demons, with no one to help him out of his dilemma no matter how loud he screamed.
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> "How's everything going?" He asked Bill.
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> Bill responded with his voice filled with anguish and tormented disappointment.
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> "This is awful. This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago. I can't believe this is happening. What happened to that other place, with the beaches and the long-legged women playing in the water????"
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> "Oh," God said, "that was Hell 3.1. This is Hell XP."
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Comments

Good one, Dan.

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