The President CANNOT Leak a Secret

It turns out that neither Bush or Cheney can leak classified secrets. Here's why: Scott McClellan, press secretary, explained today that Bush and Cheney declassified secrets just before revealing them to selected journalists. So they're not secrets, you see, and therefore they can't be what we uninformed people call "leaks."

Now we know why Cheney has been claiming the power to unilaterally and personally declassify anything they want.

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Pres as Peter Griffin

"Son, everything I tell you is a secret. Except for that. And that. And that. And that. An 'at an 'at an 'at an 'at."

Can you even believe it.

"You mean the declassified documents."

I just can't even believe they tried that. scott McClellan must feel like such a loser. I mean, everyone hates him.

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.
-me

he's oblivious

according to this long vanity fair article

"He's Piggy in Lord of the Flies"

Perfect. Thanks for the link!