Swearing options

Lance wrote a funny comment this morning in which he said that the Puppets at the John Locke Foundation were a bunch of total goofballs. He's practicing for the day when he has a sweet little girl looking over his shoulder while he blogs.

I like that idea so much that I'm putting out a request for alternatives to the standard fare of f-bombs, etc., while still delivering appropriate and pointed commentary.

The little kid who lives two houses away is in a scatological phase. She calls her older brother a "doodoo head." Cute.

Comments

Years ago my mom gave me a list of

olde english swear words, alas I can not find them. So I went googling and found an alternative....I'll keep looking

No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots.

Good ones!

Cripes, Momo. Where'd you find these durn expressions?

* gee willikers
* gracious me
* great scott
* heaven's to betsy
* gee whiz
* durn
* balderdash
* cripes
* blimey
* shoot
* drat
* land sake's

Have learned over the years that even when

starting with a swear word, like s.h.i.t, when it starts coming out, shhhh, its easy to turn it to shhhhugar (sugr). Or if you are hammering a nail and hit your thumb for the 4th or 5th time and f.u.c.k. starts coming out, try to remember the rooster(?) on the cartoons who mumbled his swear words and i think they were something like "fricken fracken". Wish I could find my english swear word list, had some really great ones on there....thou art full of puss!

No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots.

I like Great Googly Moogly.

It helps put me back into a good mood.

Also.

Durn it.

CountryCrats - my thoughts, my blog.

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.
-me

&$%# $#*&%%% #$@*&

Fuggin-A....he's gone soft on us.

Robin Hayes lied. Nobody died, but thousands of folks lost their jobs.



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dutch

I like the word KLOOTZAK myself.
Especially because you need to know dutch for that one and people think you're actually giving them a compliment

Cabarrus Democrats
Larry Kissell

Practicing

The other day, a friend blogged this whole thing about the ridiculousness of calling sexually active gays "practicing homosexuals." I was pretty amused by the possibilities opened by generally substituting "practice" for anything meaning sex:

OMG, I can’t believe you saw your parents practicing!

Baby, I want to practice you up.

Practice you, motherpractitioner!

Someone else suggested "what the practice is going on here?"

I'm turning in early tonight.

For practice.

FYI,

TMI.

You forget

this is the man who wrote about the big "O".... :)

Robin Hayes lied. Nobody died, but thousands of folks lost their jobs.



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Vote Democratic! The ass you save may be your own.

Well,

I had forgotten. Thanks a lot, SD. Now I have to go wash my brain.

Isn't Practicing

something you do until you get it perfect? Practice, Practice, Practice.

Lovex7

Well, let's hope perfection

stays out of reach for a long, long time. :)

Robin Hayes lied. Nobody died, but thousands of folks lost their jobs.



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Vote Democratic! The ass you save may be your own.