We'll start with a glimpse into RWNJ Land:
sterling196500 12:58pm via web
RT @betseyross: Remember-the 'issue' is never the issue. Dems/Rinos pretend 2 'fix' crime. Real goal: banning guns. PERIOD. #TGDN #ncpol #lnyhbt #msnbc
Yeah, that's what it is. We don't care about crime or protecting children, we just want to take your guns so our long-term plan of instituting Socialism will work, so we can then come into your double-wide and tear down your satiny Elvis pictures and force you to wear drab clothes and work your fingers to the bone for food ration cards so you can stand in line for three hours to get a loaf of moldy black bread. Since we've been discovered, we're going to have to hold an emergency meeting to come up with a Plan B.
melissalreed: @stam continues his obsession with controlling women's bodies. http://t.co/KgIMHhA1 This makes three bills he has already drafted for 2013
It never ceases to amaze me that so many women could vote for this guy. He's demonstrated time and again that he has nothing but contempt for women, that they're nothing but vessels to produce more potential soldiers for Jesus. As if Jesus actually wants any soldiers. Whatever, I have very little faith that any Republican, however "moderate" he or she may seem, would actually cast a vote in defiance of this delusional misanthrope.
DavidForbes 5:58pm via UberSocial for BlackBerry
38 municipalities considered resolution against infrastructure seizure brought on by Asheville/#ncga water fight. 36 approved #avlgov
Unfortunately, municipalities don't have a vote in the local-government-hating North Carolina General Assembly. As a matter of fact, their very existence is is apparently only allowed due to the largesse of the Legislature. What a fucked-up state we live in.
CNCarterNC 3:28pm via Twitter for iPhone
RT @kevinjohnrogers: The #NCGA tax proposal to eliminate the income tax is "a perverse redefinition of fairness." buff.ly/10iyTxj #ncga #rebuildnc
I need some more of that:
This is a shameless plan to shift the state tax burden from the rich to the poor. Republican Sen. Bob Rucho of Charlotte claims that corporations would pass along their tax savings to consumers. Where do we see evidence of widespread corporate compassion that would make them distribute such a windfall to the public?
The same place we see evidence of the benign and empathetic traits of the free market: in the minds of naive and illogical men.
K2Challenge 6:01pm via HootSuite
#FunFact This year's race will require almost 100,000 doughnuts! That's nearly 6 tons of glazed goodness!
I can't believe I forgot how much I love doughnuts. I only think about them when I'm somewhere that has no dougnuts. Can you get doughnuts delivered? That would be the greatest thing ever...
betseyross 7:05pm via HootSuite
Karma baby #p2 Reuters Announces Major Layoffs ht.ly/h09Dk Well-deserved #TGDN #ncpol #lnyhbt #thefive
Because (apparently) Reuters is an integral part of that Socialist plot I mentioned above. Try to keep up, people.
K, here's your Onion:
Nation Descends Into Utter Moral Chaos Following 'Dear Abby' Writer's Death http://onion.com/13MELCF
That's probably not as funny as I think it is, but I'm kind of giddy after getting my heat fixed #almostnakedagain