Tuesday Twitter roundup

It's all about the narrative...

Let me fix that for you: "It's a sad day when Republicans in the General Assembly decide to take away the legal rights of NC citizens to fight back against a China-based mega corporation that sprays shit all over their families." Much better.

Some of the smarter ones, maybe...

But no doubt they will spin this, or just act like it never happened. Because there's always another squirrel.

Right, McCain's a Democrat, because he dares to challenge the Great Pumpkin. That's a new low even for Peckerwood.

Almost fifty years. Why am I not surprised?

Don't know who you are (and don't really care), but I'd say 17 months is more than a brief hiatus...

Yeah, he did. And he also proved he doesn't know a damn thing about what drove the VRA in the first place: Racial discrimination that weakens the voting power of people of color.

Big mouth, tiny brain...

Maxine Waters has more grit and integrity in her pinky toe than Ted Budd has in his entire body.

Move over Alex Jones, Mike Huckabee is gunning for your conspiracy theorist Gold Medal...

Who ran against Obama in the 2012 Primary? Nobody. Who ran against Mitt Romney? The entire 2nd string Clown Car. In other words, comparing the 2012 and 2016 Primaries is apple brandy vs orange crayons. Beyond stupid.

That headline needs a better intro: "After Legislature sends him a barrage of bad bills, Cooper goes on a yada yada."

No, it's not an "inherent" right, it's a privilege. A closely regulated one, at that. It's also a privilege that is *not* under any kind of threat, this ballot initiative was filed for one reason only, to encourage voter turnout for the GOP's base. And posting a heart-warming picture of Dad taking Junior hunting doesn't change the fact they are abusing the Constitution for political gain, it just makes you look culpable.

On that disgusting note, here's your Onion:

I just spit coffee on my keyboard. My god that's funny...

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