Tuesday Twitter roundup

Pay attention to Uncle Joe, he knows what he's talking about.

Oh, I remember. It was even worse than Dubya's "No Child Left Behind" debacle, and that was a doozy...

Bring. It. Every day (multiple times) until November 8th.

Gotta stop this dude, he's starting to make Madison Cawthorn seem reasonable in comparison. Also, Reagan was totes a dumbass. WTF was he trying to imply, that fetuses should be able to vote? I was going to say, "Caesarean sections would then be required," but I may have gotten off-track a little bit...

Pretty sure you're a homeschooled homeschooler, so your opinion about the NCAE is somewhere between pointless and puerile.

Yeah, this is shaping up to be the defining issue of the upcoming election, and the GOP will lie its ass off to squeak by. Nope, not having it.

That is big. Normally I wouldn't GAF about Texas, but I've got family there now. Be nice not to worry as much about them.

On that hopeful note, here's your Onion:

Now you tell me...*sigh*