Elizabeth Dole Begins the ElizaBush Tour of long neglected areas of NC

Keep your eyes out for Elizabeth Dole's tour bus coming to a town near you. The eye-catching bus done up in red, white and blue can be seen traveling throughout the state rushing to get Dole to all those areas she has neglected over the past 40 six years. We hear her favorite dude, Dubya might be traveling around the state with her.

I know she's supposed to come here.

I think I have to work that day.

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My darling girl, when will you understand that 'normal' is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage. Alice Hoffman

She may be delayed....

...the zipper that holds her face together snapped under the extreme pressure...wounded two on her bus...blew out the windshield and toppled a nearby oak.

Stan Bozarth
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." Frederic Bastiat

Tsk tsk, Stan

Now that's just plain old mean.

:D



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I will slap my own hand...and punish my

keyboard. :-)

Stan Bozarth
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." Frederic Bastiat

loftT's picture

But verrrrry funny.

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Moving Experience

It's going to be an eye opener for Dole. She might like the state and the people so much she'll want to move here.

As long as she promises not to run for office again, that would

be good. I can recommend a couple of good assisted living places for the Doles to retire to.

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My darling girl, when will you understand that 'normal' is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage. Alice Hoffman

It's confirmed, she'll be in Southern Pines on Tues.

U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Dole will pay a brief campaign visit to Moore County Tuesday.

Dole will be at Moore County Republican Party headquarters at the corner of East Pennsylvania Avenue and Ashe Street in Southern Pines from 9 to 10 a.m. The visit is open to the public.

Sorry to say I'll be out of town that day.

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My darling girl, when will you understand that 'normal' is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage. Alice Hoffman

Nice to see she is reaching beyond her base?

At least in Union she stopped at the Golden Corral. That's accessible by everyone. I don't know too many Dems who will venture to a local Repub. HQ.



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Dorothy and Tin Man

Someone told me they saw Dorothy and Tin Man on the sidewalk waiting for Dole when she drove up.

You're joking.

I would have loved to have seen that!

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My darling girl, when will you understand that 'normal' is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage. Alice Hoffman

It's in the Pilot now. It must be true...

According to the Pilot

Two protesters dressed as Dorothy and the Tin Man from "The Wizard of Oz" were at the rally, fitting in with the Hagan campaign's theme of giving Dole a pair of "ruby slippers" to send her back to Kansas.

Neither protester would reveal if they were sent by the Hagan campaign, but the Tin Man had an oil can that said "Liddy Loves Big Oil" and claimed Dole had taken more than $300,000 in campaign contributions from oil companies. They declined to give their real names.

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I love it!

Partial base only

will Liddy have a private meeting with the Klan in the northern part of the county?

No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots.

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No Dole With McCain In NC

Marc Ambinder at The Atlantic makes this observation tonight:

Sign Of The Times: No Dole With McCain In North Carolina

North Carolina, of all places.

Who was conspicuously absent at John McCain's event in Cumberland Co. tonight?

Elizabeth Dole.

The county went for GWB in '04 -- the state hasn't gone for a Democratic candidate since Carter.

She didn't think that appearing with her nominee would help her chances to keep the Senate seat. Or she didn't go out of her way to get there.

This, again, is, North Carolina...

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Nobody was. ABANDON SHIP!

Outside of Richard Burr, no other state-wide candidates were present. Brezeale was outside during the afternoon, shaking hands, but left before the event began. He did, however, stay long enough for me to overhear him discussing how the racial make up of our districts hurts all republicans chances. Sorry about that, the whole BLACK PEOPLE LIVE IN OUR STATE issue, Mr. Brezeale.

Bottom line is, Cumberland County alone is home to THREE congressional districts, and not a single statewide candidate showed.

This is awfully telling, folks.

Granted, Rep. Hayes may not have been invited again...


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