Preventing STDs using cheeseburgers


Everyone loves cheeseburgers, well, okay not everyone. For instance, I don't really love cheeseburgers. But, the point remains that most kids love cheeseburgers and if you keep them thinking about cheeseburgers then they won't have sex. If they eat cheeseburgers, then they won't have sex. If they don't have sex they won't catch STDs.

Simple.

So simple that it is the hypothesis upon which $1.5 BILLION in abstinence-only sexual education is based. Unlike the cheeseburger hypothesis, which would actually take into account how kids think, abstinence-only is a complete failure.

DrFrankLives has been arrested!

Every year this happens. Every year they come for me. Every year I manage to weasel my way out of it.

But not this year.

This year, they got me. I am being detained for my "past activities." In a manner completely contrary to the Constitution, I am being locked up until I can prove myself worthy of release.

Another example of the Bush Justice department gone awry?

Judicial activism at its worst?

Nope. Just a chance for you to help cure Muscular Dystrophy. I'm in the MDA Lockup in Raleigh, North Carolina, and I need your help to get out.

So click on my donation link and help Jerry's Kids in Eastern Carolina.

[more below, with actual picture of DrFrankLives in prison gear]

83 Days: Elizabeth Dole Leaves Families Behind

DAY 83

Elizabeth Dole was more than happy to acknowledge the value of the Family Medical Leave Act during her 2002 campaign for Senate, but where was she 20 years ago when working parents needed an ally on their side? As Labor Secretary, Dole recommended that President Bush veto this hallmark piece of legislation. Her current support for this fundamental program is contradicted by her years of opposition, and standing in the way of efforts to help working families.

Read the entire post to read more on today's reason on why Elizabeth Dole is wrong for North Carolina and check back for updates over the next 83 days.

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