Every year this happens. Every year they come for me. Every year I manage to weasel my way out of it.
But not this year.
This year, they got me. I am being detained for my "past activities." In a manner completely contrary to the Constitution, I am being locked up until I can prove myself worthy of release.
Another example of the Bush Justice department gone awry?
Judicial activism at its worst?
Nope. Just a chance for you to help cure Muscular Dystrophy. I'm in the MDA Lockup in Raleigh, North Carolina, and I need your help to get out.
So click on my donation link and help Jerry's Kids in Eastern Carolina.
[more below, with actual picture of DrFrankLives in prison gear]