Preventing STDs using cheeseburgers


Everyone loves cheeseburgers, well, okay not everyone. For instance, I don't really love cheeseburgers. But, the point remains that most kids love cheeseburgers and if you keep them thinking about cheeseburgers then they won't have sex. If they eat cheeseburgers, then they won't have sex. If they don't have sex they won't catch STDs.

Simple.

So simple that it is the hypothesis upon which $1.5 BILLION in abstinence-only sexual education is based. Unlike the cheeseburger hypothesis, which would actually take into account how kids think, abstinence-only is a complete failure.

DrFrankLives has been arrested!

Every year this happens. Every year they come for me. Every year I manage to weasel my way out of it.

But not this year.

This year, they got me. I am being detained for my "past activities." In a manner completely contrary to the Constitution, I am being locked up until I can prove myself worthy of release.

Another example of the Bush Justice department gone awry?

Judicial activism at its worst?

Nope. Just a chance for you to help cure Muscular Dystrophy. I'm in the MDA Lockup in Raleigh, North Carolina, and I need your help to get out.

So click on my donation link and help Jerry's Kids in Eastern Carolina.

[more below, with actual picture of DrFrankLives in prison gear]

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