Higgs-Bosun Particle confirmed

The most important discovery in particle physics in a very long time was announced this am...the Higgs Bosun particle...which gives mass to everything in our universe. How this will affect our lives, I'm not sure, but it will because it's discovery verifies scientific explanations for a lot of what scientists think goes on in the cosmos. Wanna learn more...google it. Anyway, in related speculation, I'm sure the North Carolina Legislature will outlaw it since it's not in the bible or the GOP political platform....and such particles definitely will not be allowed to marry.

We live in a state with a legislature controlled by mostly brain-dead bigots.