Republicans and Compassionate Hedonism

Submitted by stormbear on Thu, 09/13/2007 - 9:19am.

Crossposted from Left Toon Lane, Bilerico Project & My Left Wing


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You can’t throw a dental dam these days without hitting a Gay Republican.

We have all heard of the old saw about those “who protest too much.” It only 10% of that is true, the GOP must be the biggest hotbed of suppressed homosexual activity the planet has ever known. Forget about the Greeks and the Romans, the Republicans must be swinging like no one ever has.

To me, this explains the big secret the Log Cabin Republicans have been withholding - they know where all the boas are hidden.

Note: My laptop died this week and is now in the caring and capable hands of Apple’s Center for Holy System Resurrection. Please be patient with the irregularity of publication for the next few days.

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Submitted by James Protzman on Thu, 09/13/2007 - 9:22am.

Sorry to hear about the slaptop. I had a major meltdown last week and it was the PITS.

I suspect

Submitted by Linda on Thu, 09/13/2007 - 9:26am.

that if this were true:

Forget about the Greeks and the Romans, the Republicans must be swinging like no one ever has.

They would be a whole lot more satisfied and less likely to invade other countries, kill people, steal money, etc.

Think about it! What makes you feel better than great sex? Not much. Unless the sex isn't that great - which explains everything.


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