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Woolf Joins Orr Campaign
The Orr campaign today, announced that a Dave Woolf has signed on as campaign manager. Justice Robert F. Orr, Republican candidate for Governor, said, in a statement, that Woolf received his BS degree in Engineering from the United States Military Academy at West Point and his MA degree in International Relations from John Hopkins University.
He commanded an infantry company in the 82nd Airborne Division during Operation Desert Storm and later returned to West Point as an Assistant Professor and Course Director for the Department of Social Sciences.
Woolf lives in Durham and is married with one daughter.
“Dave’s wide range of experience is what this campaign needs as we head into the final months before the primary,” said Justice Orr. “He has the vision to propel the campaign forward and his success in the business and military sector will bring the campaign the management and organization we need to win.”
*A unnamed former military Intel source said that the new campaign manager for the Orr Campaign once was in the secret planning vision division at the Pentagon developing the Iraq Mission Accomplished Victory plan.
Note! Homeland Security issue a Red alert today upon hearing of this serious threat by the Orr Campaign.
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I hope for Bob's sake that Woolf
is better at campaign planning than he was at Iraq planning, seeing how well that turned out.
Attacking from the Rear with General Woolf for Sponge Bob?
I hope for Bob's sake that Woolf
is better at campaign planning than he was at Iraq planning, seeing how well that turned out.*Anglico
So do a lot of other people! In fact we just got this in about General Woolf and his new job.
" Hi! I am Alberto Gonzales a unemployed lawyer at the moment. Last week, I attended a Homeless Job Fair conference at the Downtown Salvation Army HeadQuarters in Durham. While there, I was interview for a job by a Republican Candiate for a high political office in this State. I was turn down along with another unemployed disbar lawyer named Mike Nifong. As Mike and I were discussing the reasons for not being hired, A nice young man in a Confederate Military uniform appoached Judge Orr about the job and assured him that with his vast knowledge of political warfare, that he could assure him of victory with a new shock and awe tactic to blow away Fred Smith and a religious preacher name Billy Graham.
He said he would release and secure all former convicted Republican party pervert officials in this state and parachute them into all Major Shopping Malls men restrooms in Charlotte and Raleigh to spread rumors by a secret tapping device how dirty his competition was to the public. He said the code name of this operation would be called
" Blowing away the dirty two"
Judge Orr hired him on the spot and promise that his campaign would be clean with White toilet paper.
Dammit, Max
My computer keyboard has suffered numerous attacks from spewed coffee, and this:
could very well prove to be the death-dealing blow.
Ride'em General Woolf to a Sponge Bob victory?
A nice young man in a Confederate Military uniform
could very well prove to be the death-dealing blow. *scharrison
Look! Sponge Bob prides himself as a southern gentlemen and is always impress with young men in uniform and the number of slaves they own....
Like Bobby E. Lee eyes and ears cavalry leader, Jeb Stewart, General Woolf wears a cute little sissy brokenback mountain republican cowboy hat with a San Francisco Pink Turkey feather to make his political point in warfare...