Eric Keroack

Beat Generation or Defeat Copulation?

Submitted by Gordon Smith on Mon, 11/20/2006 - 4:01pm.

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingPhotobucket - Video and Image HostingFor each of the following boldtext quotes, it's up to you to decide which of these famous men uttered the words. Was it Jack Kerouac, American novelist, writer, poet, artist, and part of the Beat Generation? Or was it Eric Keroack, a Marblehead, Mass. obstetrician, gynecologist, and abstinence-only promoter, newly appointed by President Bush to oversee the federal Office of Population Affairs?

1. "My aunt once said the world would never find peace until men fell at their women's feet and asked for forgiveness."

2. "PRE-MARITAL SEX is really MODERN GERM WARFARE."

3. "We turned at a dozen paces, for love is a duel, and looked up at each other for the last time."

4. "People who have misused their sexual faculty and become bonded to multiple persons will diminish the power of oxytocin to maintain a permanent bond with an individual."

Syndicate content

4 Days in Denver