satire

In which we compare and contrast...and fondly ask: "What if..."

First of all, I have to admit, after Barack Obama released his birth certificates (a clever forgery that will be revealed in due time I might add), I thought the issue of Obama's Constitutional eligibility to be President was settled.

That was until today, when one of my super secret right-wing friends told me about some paperwork he saw that Karl Rove is preparing to release via his new 527 group. Since my conservative friends have never led me astray in the past, I have no reason to believe that this isn't true.

More after the fold...

In which more truth is revealed...as only your friendly fake consultant can reveal it.

In which the truth about Hillary's "sniper incident" is finally revealed.

Our mistake will be settling for someone because they’re an improvement over what we have now. That’s not good enough. The bar is set so low we need a quantum jump.

In which we have more fun spending $2.4 trillion than they did.

In which we turn the world of drugs upside down and see how it might look.

Sometimes, reading to your children can be more educational for you than it is for them. In fact, I'd venture to say that's almost always the case. My son and I just finished Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl's classic and ridiculously sadistic take on the rottenness of 20th Century childrearing and entertainment.

My kid loved it. Nothing better than a nasty greedy kid getting sucked up a big pipe, unless it's a nasty whiny little brat getting thrown down a garbage chute by Oompa-Loopas.

Now we've moved on to the sequel - Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator - which is an enormously subversive, almost trippy take on just about everything else Dahl hated about the 20th Century.

In which we disclose the truth of Alberto Gonzales' mysterious testimony-and how we show he is in fact innocent.

In which your friendly fake consultant offers up a guide to my favorite cinematic reminders that war is an absurd enterprise.