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You knew it was only a matter of time. Larry Flynt and WNCNN's beloved Mad Miss Mattie talkin' (at cross purposes) 'bout the man of her dreams, NC's own Pat McHenry.

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“They embrace a culture of defeat…death, and we have to fight them there, so we don’t have to fight them here.” - Karl Rove, in Hendersonville on Saturday, April 28, talking about Democrats or terrorists. I'm not sure which.

179 old white delegates gathered at West Henderson High School to hold their annual 11th district Republican Convention. Every county in the district had a section, and the empty half of the auditorium held the press, the non-delegates, and the Hooligans. Clay County didn't bother sending anyone at all, though an imaginary source told me that they stayed away because Rove's pheromones cause Clay county women to swoon and Clay County men to feel desperate and insecure.

Well, between the re-design of Scrutiny Hooligans and the outages here at BlueNC, this may have slipped past everyone.

WNCNN is at it again.

In previous installments of WNCNN, Mad Miss Mattie declared her undying Charles Taylor love. With Taylor's defeat, Mattie went into a dark period, but then her romantic political way forward came clear - Pat McHenry.

Watch the latest...

Here's the Barney Frank/Pat McHenry mano a mano.

Western North Carolina celebrates today. The 109th "do-nothing" Congress is over and with it the Congressional career of Charles H. Taylor. Our 16-year nightmare of Taylor's scandals and failures has come to a close. We won't have Charles Taylor to kick around anymore, and it's only just and fitting that Scrutiny Hooligans pay our last respects to the man who inspired more political action than we'd ever undertaken before.

Goodbye Charles Taylor, and in the words of the immortal Lyle C. Rashorta, "without you none of this would have been possible... or necessary."

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Time To Come Home

Submitted by Gordon Smith on Tue, 10/31/2006 - 6:20pm

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• heath shuler
• nc-11
• WNCNN

From WNCNN's episode four, a musical tribute to the end of the Taylor era:

Click here to see all of WNCNN's videos: Shuler, Taylor, Edwards, Rockslide, Love, Mattie and more.

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WNCNN Season Finale - "Loser"

Submitted by syntax on Mon, 10/30/2006 - 8:11am

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• fake news
• heath shuler
• Nancy Pelosi
• nc-11
• satire
• WNCNN

It's a bittersweet time for us here at WNCNN headquarters, as we have just wrapped production on our first season over the weekend. We are proud, and just a little misty, to present our Season Finale of God Fearin' News!

In this episode, Sally Love talks to an overly amorous political science professor with an interesting theory about the future of representative democracy, Nancy Pelosi visits the 11th District and reminds us once again that she's from California, a surprise dark-horse third-party candidate enters the Congressional race, and WNCNN gets ready for the big time as word gets out that they've been purchased by a major corporation!

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WNCNN Episode 5 - "Our Vanishing Mountain Values"

Submitted by syntax on Mon, 10/23/2006 - 8:39am

• charles taylor
• crush videos
• heath shuler
• immigration
• nc-11
• racism
• WNCNN

WNCNN returns with its fifth episode of God Fearin' News!

In this episode our crack news team explores what has become a salient issue late in the election cycle: our vanishing mountain values. Roving reporter Sally Love is on the scene at a recent Immigration Town Hall Meeting, and gets an interview with Kristopher Kampbell Kline, the Imperial Grand Super Wizard of the 988th White District of the United States of White America; Crush fetishism is explained and demonstrated, and our own Mad Miss Maddie returns with a word or two about CAFTA...

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WNCNN vs WLOS

Submitted by syntax on Thu, 10/19/2006 - 5:21am

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• heath shuler
• nc-11
• WLOS
• WNCNN

WNCNN made top story on the WLOS 11:00 News last night - above the Buncombe County Sheriff's debate! Woo-hoo!!!

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