Wacko Job Opening

One of the newest acts in the Puppetshow is hiring! The gory details below:

Legislative Analyst
Reply to: terrih@jwpcivitasinstitute.org

Supports the Chief Analyst by providing ongoing reporting, monitoring and analysis of events of the Senate or House.

Duties and Responsibilities:
1. Attends all Senate and or House sessions and key committee meetings.
2. Develops and maintains relationships with legislators and staff.
3. Gathers and disseminate research data and other information obtained from
Senate meetings, strategic contacts, and reports.
4. Records and maintains records of all Senate votes, performs analysis of key votes.
5. Identifies key legislation and offers conservative alternatives.
6. Monitors study committees and develops conservative alternatives.

Knowledge, Skills, and Abilities:
1. Ability to utilize laptop pc for notations and observations during meetings.
2. Knowledge of legislative processes.
3. Knowledge of structure, roles, and members of the General Assembly.
4. Ability to identify, analyze, and interpret trends of policy makers.
5. Ability to concisely communicate events of the Senate in writing.

Minimum Qualifications:
1. A four year degree from an accredited college or university, or equivalent.
2. Prior experience in a political environment.
3. Experience with MS Office and Internet.

Jack Hawke forgot to mention one big qualification. The successful candidate must be a homophobic, kool-aid drinking, free-market wacko dedicated to destroying government. Must come with Puppet String already attached.

Go for it.