Weekend Wound Up: Caption Contest
Submitted by James on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 2:31pm
I'm sure there are scores photographs of Liddy Dole doing dumb stuff, but this photo from her appearance the furniture mart seems to call for special attention. The floor is now open for captions!
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Is that guy leering?
Or drooling ... or what?
Tolerance ends
No creativity from me today
As I'm mentally drained. Instead, I shall sit by and anxiously await MaxTheDog's take on this. Make me proud, Maxy.
Sounds like an excellent plan
Come on, Max.
Be the change you wish to see in the world. --Gandhi
Pointing at Naked Emperors
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"My darling girl, when will you understand that 'normal' is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage." - Alice Hoffma
Bedtime in Highpoint for Liddy?
Come on, Max.* Linda
Yeah Maxey! Don't let this side by!* Chris
No doubt my Church Ladies fans want a comment about this porn promotion political image by Senator Liddy Dole. Listen! If you were a 72 year old women married to a one arm 86 year old man in a mobile wheelchair, who was addicted to Canadian Viraga. You would be thinking anything to corner the Porn republican vote in High Point.
Choice Comments from Liddy at High Point Furniture Show?
Liddy: Your're shi####### me buddy that George Washington slept in that bed!
Furniture Salesman: Listen lady! Do you want the bed or not? I bet you haven't slept with your husband in 15 years.
Liddy: Are sure the bedsprings were made in Mexico and not a knockoff from China.
Furniture Salesman: Listen Lady! The bedsprings were made right here in High Point by a tribe of Lumberton Indians that you granted freedom to last year.
Liddy: Well! I will take the Queen size bed! Wait a minute! I can't do that! I will be accuse of supporting the Gay community by my own party if I do that. Make that the " King Size!" Bob! My husband has a overated ego of himself when in bed.
Furniture Salesman: Lady! I know your husband and it might surprise you that the old fart hangs around Gay Biker clubs thinking he is a Harley Stud for rent on the weekends.
You kill me Max
Word to website: Do not unleash his powers irresponsibly.
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
-Edmund Burke
Brunette, we've got to let him release pressure once in a while
or he'd explode.
Be the change you wish to see in the world. --Gandhi
Pointing at Naked Emperors
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"My darling girl, when will you understand that 'normal' is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage." - Alice Hoffma
Does this come with handcuffs?
"My husband is still popping those blue pills."
nope, won't say it
What I was about to say is not politically correct
"jump in where you can and hang on"
Briscoe Darling to Sheriff Andy
“We are the party of Roosevelt. We are the party of Kennedy. So don't tell me that Democrats won't defend this country. Don't tell me that Democrats won't keep us safe.” ~ Barack Obama
Since when are we politically correct?
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since when are we not...
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Since MaxtheDog joined this blog.
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and Mr. Rivers
dont forget him.
Under that there blanket?
Guns. Handguns. Automatic rifles.
hahaha
"Yes Miss Senator, this bed comes equipped with everything a septuagenarian reactionary conservatives needs: guns, handguns, automatic rifles, state-of-the-art gay-dar, a sturdy railing to hold with both hands while you're moving around, and a creepy lobbyist to walk you through it all. In fact John McCain just picked up one of these puppies the other day!"
ok, here it goes
Well, Bob only has one usable hand so do I get a discount on the handcuffs?
"jump in where you can and hang on"
Briscoe Darling to Sheriff Andy
“We are the party of Roosevelt. We are the party of Kennedy. So don't tell me that Democrats won't defend this country. Don't tell me that Democrats won't keep us safe.” ~ Barack Obama
Handcuffs!
Ha! Very funny. That one will be hard to top.
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"Can this bed support
three full-grown adults, a monkey and a midget?"
Didn't take that long...
...for this thread to get out of hand. LOL
"This would look great in your home Sen. Dole."
"Yes it would. Do you ship to Kansas? Er, I mean, Salisbury."
"Ah, the bedroom...
we've been working on how we can legislate what goes on here."
So shiny...I can see myself in it.
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Progressive Democrats of North Carolina
Progressive Democrats of North Carolina
If it's Thomasville....
it must be made in China!
Dang it. You beat me to it.
Actually, I was leaning towards, "Oooh! Chinese! When I was a little girl, you never got to see such quality blahblahblah."
Now how many lobbyists will
Now how many lobbyists will this thang fit?
Ha!
Another great one!
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"Can can I shine your knobs, Senator?"
"Ummmmm ... brass."
"Heh-heh, In England, getting on the Dole means something completely different."
"So where's the Viagra dispenser?"
"If her shoes match her dress, she needs to click three times."
Ok, that's enough.
Person County Democrats
Person County Democrats
Welcome to the North Carolina Wax Museum
Here we have soon-to-be-former Senator Dole, performing her rotating duty as Republican in charge of monitoring the bedrooms and privacy of Carolinians. See how she checks the linens for any traces of progressive thought, sexual tolerance, and inspects the bedside table for mandatory AK-47 for personal protection only. As with all our Republican displays, this was generously supported by corporate donors who received a fat tax break for their assistance.
Yawnnnnnn
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Home girl
He doesn't look like the Bob I remember. Then again I don't look like the Liddy he would remember. Oh well, whoever he is, let's get this residency requirement over with.
Oh Greg.....
You naughty, naughty man. Ha!
Robin Hayes lied. Nobody died, but thousands of folks lost their jobs.
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Currently lacking a witty signature.
I declare you all winners.
Within four to six weeks, you will receive a Bob Dole Memorial Pen, a six-pack of Britney Spears Pepsi, and a coupon for your choice of treatment: viagra or botox. You may choose only one. Choose wisely.
Be the change you wish to see in the world. --Gandhi
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"My darling girl, when will you understand that 'normal' is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage." - Alice Hoffma
Very funny.
Botox or Viagra. That's as concise a summary as I've ever seen.
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