Tuesday Twitter roundup

Not fake news:

Russian spy Mariia Butina is singing like an opera star, and the lyrics are all about the NRA rolling in Russian cash and buying politicians for both of them. And it takes a survivor of the Parkland shooting (David Hogg) to remind us of this fact, which is sad on so many levels I don't know where to begin.

And I thought I had too much time on my hands when I made this badger meme:

Come on, that's funny. I didn't set out to find a picture of a fat badger, that was just sheer luck...

Okay, "moron" is a noun, not an adjective, so you can't make an adverb out of it. Unless of course you're a moron...

Pricey, what (in god's name) are you doing there? You've already been limping around all over the place during the campaign, now you're driving to Raleigh during snowmageddon, slippin' around on the dang sidewalks...okay, I may have overreacted a little bit, but we can't afford to lose this one.

I don't know what to say about that yet. Kinda took me by surprise, is what I'm saying. Oh wait! I just realized, if she wins, she will preside over the NC Senate, potentially casting the tie-breaking vote. So we won't really be losing her from the Senate. Okay, I will allow this to happen.

Ehhhh. Andrew Dunn on Pete Kaliner. I'd rather have front-row seats at a Justin Bieber concert...

It doesn't get much more North Carolina than that...

Not really new, it's pretty much the same deadlocked nonsense they tried before.

Lol! Whoever this idiot is (might be Dallas himself) is oblivious to the fact Dallas Woodhouse engineered the removal of a duly-elected NC GOP Chairman (Hasan Harnett) because he didn't "toe the party line." Which was really just an excuse to get rid of The Black Dude, but we won't go there...

Yeesh. 34 vote victory with Red Dome driving the GOTV bus? I hope they haven't changed the name on the office door yet...

Lol! That brown-nosing sack of shite visits the White House more often than he actually greets constituents in his office. And this is one of the most ironic (and idiotic) things I've ever seen:

One of the main reasons you're now in a minority is because Trump has made and broken more promises than anybody could possibly keep up with. But please, do follow his example, because we need to increase that margin by at least a few dozen seats come 2020.

On that hilarious note, here's your Onion:

Actually, that Ficus would be a much more effective Chief of Staff than Meadows. This is a shame...

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