The best government money can buy...

Ever write a letter to Senator Liddy Dole about something you felt was important? Say, oh like, enforcing immigration laws, revising our ponderous tax code, campaign finance reform, health care, or the war in Iraq? Remember getting her form letter reply telling you what a privilege it is to serve you and how important your thoughts are? Remember nothing ever happening, even though you knew thousands of people like you are similarly concerned? Remember thinking you'd probably get the same reply if you wrote to her about the 8000 lb. armadillo living in your basement? Remember wondering what it takes to get real attention?

Thanks to the National Republican Senatorial Committee, chaired by our own Senator Dole, we now know what it takes. Why, for only somewhere between $2000-$15,000 yearly us common folk can have our own personal assistant in the National Republican Senate Committee to assist us because we will deserve "special consideration due to the substantial financial commitment" made to help elect more Republicans.

There's more...luncheons, dinner meetings, probably even a video of Senator Dole with flags in both hands dancing the shag to the tune of Stars and Stripes Forever. Go to the GOP Senate Committeee site and click in the upper right hand corner (NRSC Membership Programs) and see what the various levels of membership cost and what the access benefits are.

Yes-sir-eee ...we done got us the finest government money can buy.

Comments

Minds... eye... seared...

a video of Senator Dole with flags in both hands dancing the shag to the tune of Stars and Stripes Forever

I think you broke my imagination.

Mind's eye...seared

Ah yes...it IS a grotesque image isn't it. How about playing a red, white and blue set of bagpipes and singing Danny boy...... snark!

Stan Bozarth