Best "tweet" of the day

But it's still early.


It comes from

the Tea Party translation of the Bible. Many folks are familiar with the King James or various modern English translations of the Bible, in which God promises Noah never again to bring a flood to destroy the earth (Genesis 9).

In the new Tea Party translation, they added a new clause, "unless America tries to provide healthcare for everyone, or attempts to make the rich pay their fair share in taxes, or to establish common sense gun violence prevention laws, or to give equal rights to gay people".

(If you're wondering, yes, that's the same Tea Party translation that removes all of Jesus's preaching about helping the poor, hungry and less fortunate people).

"I will have a priority on building relationships with the minority caucus. I want to put substance behind those campaign speeches." -- Thom Tillis, Nov. 5, 2014

I actually thought it (floods) had to do

with The Foxy Lady Cigar Bar and Nightclub. Back in my day it was called the Foxy Lady Lounge (haven of hell, beer and topless women) for those who sought a different God. But I see they've souped the name up a bit.