Mr. McCrory's splendid idea

If we hurry up and begin drilling for oil off our beautiful coast, we can quickly join the Gulf of Mexico in having perpetual toxic leaks that destroy the quality of our water, our beaches, and some of the world's most important fisheries ... for decades to come.

No worries, though. It's all part of Pat McCrory's plan to create jobs for out-of-work North Carolinians. Just think of how many people we'll have to hire to clean up the free-market mess and dispose of dead animals.