Tuesday Twitter roundup

He cares about nothing but himself, and that is becoming more obvious every day.

That passes the "spit coffee" test for comic genius, turn the volume up.

And now I'm hungry. Thanks, dude. How am I supposed to recover my girlish figure (that I blame Coronavirus for losing) if you keep talking about doughnuts? *sigh* Gimme the box...

Yeah, Thom ain't playing with a full deck...

You're kidding, right? The GOP lawyers have already passed their bar exams, so to hell with these newcomers.

I get an unnatural boost from using etymology to make people look stupid. It's a character flaw, but I console myself that I'm doing Great Things to defend the English language. ;)

Thanks. How thoughtful of you. Like I'm not already bored enough...

Ah! Then I suppose you would be in favor of vastly expanding NC's Pre-K program, that helps lower income folks go to work? That was a rhetorical question, because idiots like you have fought that tooth & nail for 15+ years.

Corona is a nasty virus. Dying from it may not be the worst result. Suffering from it and dying years later is beyond horrific.

I didn't even know it existed until I saw this Tweet, and I scrounge dozens of sites every morning. I'll have to check it out now...

His tears taste like ambrosia. Ewww...

Hahahaha...haha (deep breath)...hahahaha...

Um, they're wearing masks in the pictures. Did you look at the pictures, Dr. Ven? Dude is actually a teaching pathologist, which does not bode well for Wake Forest grads...

Filipinos 4 Trump? You know what, I don't even want to know.

What? Nevermind, I don't want to know about that, either...

I'm curious to see how this affects the vote in November. Trump is all-in on opening schools, so much so that he's threatening to cut of Federal aid to states who don't. Will that 53% of Republicans stand up for their kids, or bow to the child in the White House? I think we know the answer to that, at least what most of them will do.

On that exasperating note, here's your Onion:

Ridin' the white pony. You'll pay for that tomorrow...

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