Tuesday Twitter roundup

But how's the My Pillow stock doing? Just kidding, IDGAF.

Your tears of anger and frustration taste sweet on my lips. Ew, no they don't...

STFU Timmy, you're out of your element.

I'ma give Kristen special permission to flip them the bird, a middle finger salute, as it were. True story: That's also International Sign Language for f**k you. It's in the manual. I have no idea if it's in the manual, but it should be.

Hah! We're the ones that are triggered? That's rich...

But didn't Trump say, "STOP THE COUNT!" Y'all need to get on the same sheet of painfully depressing country music.

Renee Ellmers? Talk about the nutters coming out of the woodwork. Did you ever find that AK-47 you left in the garage? That was a rhetorical question, I don't really care.

What are you even arguing, Pete? Just take a vacation, or a staycation, either one.

I've heard they've got a nifty treehouse with "No Girls Allowed!" posted...

No big surprise there, the NC GOP has perfected the art of cheating over the last ten years or so. This is just one more scam to add to the long list.

I won't bore you with the details, but it's just another effort to minimize the deaths associated with COVID 19. I do agree wholeheartedly with this quote, however:

In the end, it won’t be COVID, but our reaction to it, that will go down as the most deadly and damaging event of 2020.

You're right, but for the wrong reasons. Our President openly admitted "playing down" the disease, Republican Governors rushed to re-open their states, conservatives refused to wear masks and social distance, Trump put his fucking son-in-law (real estate mogul) in charge of developing a vaccine, Trump has promoted quacks over qualified clinicians on the Coronavirus Task Force, and he's been pushing hard to tear down the Affordable Care Act.

Our reaction has been nothing short of catastrophic.

On that disgusted note, here's your Onion:

Not yet, but you will be when Deutche Bank catches up with you...