#MAGA #GOP #Evangelicals #NCpol https://t.co/wzEhFwXKw6

— PastaVino (@PastaVino1) November 9, 2020

But how's the My Pillow stock doing? Just kidding, IDGAF.

Leftwing terrorist media continues to push false narrative that #JoeBiden won election. #Biden campaign is mired in election fraud and has absolutely no legitimacy. We the ppl do not accept a #BidenHarris administration. #NotMyPresident #NCpol #NCnews #Election2020

— NC Zero (@NC_Zero) November 9, 2020

Your tears of anger and frustration taste sweet on my lips. Ew, no they don't...

To Asheville Businesses:

Don't take down the plywood just yet.#avlnews #ncpol pic.twitter.com/tAdRqRApbO

— Tim Peck (@timothypeck) November 9, 2020

STFU Timmy, you're out of your element.

Small crowd in front of the Governor’s mansion chanting “Trump’s gonna win” #ncpol pic.twitter.com/gO0vZ7fJwx

— Elizabeth Barbour (@liz_ee_beth) November 8, 2020

I'ma give Kristen special permission to flip them the bird, a middle finger salute, as it were. True story: That's also International Sign Language for f**k you. It's in the manual. I have no idea if it's in the manual, but it should be.

Dems are SO triggered today. We aren’t buying your election fraud and we will see you in court. If you aren’t worried about your team cheating -then you shouldn’t be worried about scrutiny of those votes/systems in place. #ncpol #ncga #electionfraud #stopthesteal @newsmax pic.twitter.com/DmQ2katfbu

— count_real_votes (@countrealvotes) November 8, 2020

Hah! We're the ones that are triggered? That's rich...

If we can spend two years investigating Russian collusion conspiracy theories, we should be able to take the time to #CountEveryLegalVote.

— Ted Budd (@RepTedBudd) November 9, 2020

But didn't Trump say, "STOP THE COUNT!" Y'all need to get on the same sheet of painfully depressing country music.

Joe Biden brags about having “the most extensive and inclusive VOTER FRA... https://t.co/NWv8NiBI3Y via @YouTube Quite a Prophetic Statement after watching the votes MI, GA, AZ & PA. How do Dems explain this? Was @JoeBiden confused? #ncpol #StopTheFraud #2020Election #Trump2020

— Renee Ellmers (@RepReneeEllmers) November 9, 2020

Renee Ellmers? Talk about the nutters coming out of the woodwork. Did you ever find that AK-47 you left in the garage? That was a rhetorical question, I don't really care.

Keep in mind...
Every argument from the left & legacy media (but, I repeat myself) is that election integrity measures are meant to suppress turnout because the GOP fears high turnout will yield Democrat wins.#NCpol https://t.co/jpsJuhL3Ec

— Pete Kaliner (@PeteKaliner) November 9, 2020

What are you even arguing, Pete? Just take a vacation, or a staycation, either one.

Letter to the editor: The North Carolina Federation of Republican Men (NCFRM) stands behind President Trump https://t.co/ppvhcjPT9F #NCFRM #ncpol #trump #election2020

— Neuse News (@NeuseNews) November 9, 2020

I've heard they've got a nifty treehouse with "No Girls Allowed!" posted...

NC Republican Party running a petition to "Keep Sleepy Joe and Radical Kamala Out of the White House." While the tweet refers to counting ballots, the petition itself does not #ncpol https://t.co/y3Agewl7Sm

— Colin Campbell (@RaleighReporter) November 10, 2020

No big surprise there, the NC GOP has perfected the art of cheating over the last ten years or so. This is just one more scam to add to the long list.

At some point THIS needs to discussed more openly w/o reprisals. #ncpol https://t.co/BIvRnFrWgJ

— The Chad Adams Show (@Chad_Adams) November 10, 2020

I won't bore you with the details, but it's just another effort to minimize the deaths associated with COVID 19. I do agree wholeheartedly with this quote, however:

In the end, it won’t be COVID, but our reaction to it, that will go down as the most deadly and damaging event of 2020.

You're right, but for the wrong reasons. Our President openly admitted "playing down" the disease, Republican Governors rushed to re-open their states, conservatives refused to wear masks and social distance, Trump put his fucking son-in-law (real estate mogul) in charge of developing a vaccine, Trump has promoted quacks over qualified clinicians on the Coronavirus Task Force, and he's been pushing hard to tear down the Affordable Care Act.

Our reaction has been nothing short of catastrophic.

On that disgusted note, here's your Onion:

Crying Eric Trump Asks Father If They Poor Now https://t.co/0j5KB4KN5M pic.twitter.com/CrCkYRr6tv

— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 8, 2020

Not yet, but you will be when Deutche Bank catches up with you...