Tuesday Twitter roundup

This is the real Trump Derangement Syndrome: sacrificing all of your previously held beliefs for somebody who deserves nothing but contempt from you. It should be included in the next DSM.

The irony is overwhelming. Trump endangers national security but it's "no big deal," but let a Democrat do something candidates have been doing since our Republic was formed, and the spitting outrage comes out. The word "hypocrisy" doesn't even scratch the surface.

The gravy train has slipped the tracks, bro. Time to get a job...

When I was in the Army we called that "talking out of your @$$," but that's not appropriate to publish on a blog...

Don't answer the door...

You should be embarrassed to post that nonsense, especially after NC citizens have been ripped off by Big Oil recently.

Sweet Baby Jesus. He is a moron.

Here's a good Karen:

“It is frustrating and disheartening to all of us who work so hard to conduct accessible, secure, and fair elections that anyone can go on a popular show and spread false information about elections to the American people, without any opportunity for rebuttal or fact-checking,” said Karen Brinson Bell, executive director of the State Board of Elections. “Unfortunately, we do not have the resources to respond to most of the mis- and disinformation about elections. We are using this case as an example, as we will with egregious cases in the future. We hope voters will reach out to election officials for accurate and complete information.”

Thank you. That goes for all you election workers. You are the best of us.

On that heartfelt note, here's your Onion:

Actually, if you donate your little swimmers, you can reproduce years after you've crossed the rainbow bridge. What? You can sell them too? Why am I just hearing about this...