Tuesday Twitter roundup

This, all day long. The roadmap has been in place for a long time, but Republicans refuse to take part. If they were just twiddling their thumbs, it would be bad enough. But they're shoveling tons of taxpayer dollars into private school vouchers, while lowballing public schools. Their legacy of bad behavior will haunt us for decades.

I am not in the best of moods right now, and here is why:

I was driving down my street, and then BAM. I thought I had ran over some metal or something, but no. My neighbor zipped right out of his driveway (going forward) and hit me. And then he tried to claim that I was the one who hit him. The picture tells the story, the damage to my car begins at the right front wheel, but when I pointed that out to him, he stuck with his (scientifically impossible) version. *sigh*

Sez one of the men who helped politicize our schools...

Talk about Fake News, the GOP has absolutely no shame.

Make them own every damn word of it. Roevember, baby.

I appreciate the sentiment, but chill with the "cucks" nonsense. That's straight out of the right-wing nut-job handbook, short for "cuckold." A man whose wife or girlfriend sleeps with another man, because he is apparently not "manly" enough. Retire that shit.

Thanks for the update, brother.

I sure as hell hope people are paying attention.

On that dubious note, here's your Onion:

That's some next-level trolling, right there.